I get you Skye
I get you Skye
What do you call a sick eagle?
Is he going to kill me or fuck me?
Who knows that’s half the fun!!
Imagine having the ability to take away another person’s powers, for this reason you are employed by S.H.I.E.L.D.
Imagine that for his crimes Loki is sentenced back to Earth with substantially weakened powers but is still highly distrusted among the Avengers and other agents, for this reason Fury tasks you with stripping him of any remaining powers; but the only way you can complete the mission is to kiss Loki.
Can we please just watch a movie without wanting to fuck the villain?
Sorry but that’s not an option.
It’s just so hard, why are the villains so great?
Because they are complex characters that we can sympathize with who also just happen to be portrayed by two men that you just want to *ahem* slam against a wall and fuck.
Imagine if they re-released Captain America: The First Avenger as a black-and-white film…
Except for the last scene….
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE
The post I didn’t know I was waiting for
My boyfriend and I got in a fight and he sent this to me. I can’t stop laughing.
Rofl he’s a keeper!
forgive him, for Tom’s sake! LOL
T. HIDDY APOLOGIDDY.
babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
these god damn nerds are lucky dinosaurs don’t exist anymore. you gonna front up to a t-rex and tell him he dont exist? he’ll fuck you up dont even matter that he got tiny ass arms