Imagine Loki pushing you against a wall kissing you deeply and whispering all the ways he will take you.
TITLE: To Break A King
CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One-Shot
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine having sex with Loki on the throne of Asgard
NOTES/WARNINGS: None really that I can think of, its just smut. The translation of the spell Sigyn uses is something along the lines of “conceal that which need not be seen” in Icelandic because that is the closest language to Old Norse, and this fic went unbetaed so I apologize profusely for any errors that I didn’t catch proofing it.
Sigyn had only just mastered a charm of invisibility, centuries of trial and error that always ended complete and utter failure, but she had done it. With ample concentration and time she stood before a mirror and in place of her reflection was nothing, with a deep breath she let down the charm and spoke the words once more only to prove that she had indeed succeeded at the higher level casting. A small but predatory smile crept across Sigyn’s rosy lips as she pondered the many ways that she could get back at her mischievous prince now that she could remain hidden in the shadows.
The positively scandalous idea that forms is enough to make her blush just thinking about it, and the consequences that it could mean she would face afterwards now that he sat on the throne as King. Loki’s melodic voice carried through the halls as he settled domestic disputes between what sounded to be peasants in the kingdom.
The Hollow Crown reaction gifs
you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.
its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god
Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?
yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.
Woah. Woah. WOAH
It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive
every day we get closer to Tony Stark
Wasn’t going to reblog; but then I saw the Tony Stark comment and now I’m sold.
Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #70
Imagine Loki bending you over the kitchen counter and fucking you from behind.
Monster Under The Bed
I know. I’m a freak for liking this. Pfft
I always enjoy when this pops up on my dash again.
Can I have one of these please?
I remember writing a story like this…
YES I’LL REVIVE/REMAKE IT
oh god you got to tag me into these things, lokiwholockfactory…mmmpfh
Tag me too lokiwholockfactory ! I find this disturbingly erotic…well…not that disturbing. Fucking hot actually.
LOL!!! Love this!!
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif
George Clooney Wins Best Actor Motion Picture Drama - Golden Globes 2012
Apparently, I’m a freak in bed?!!! Okay….*grins mischievously*
Virgos are freaks in bed? Yeah, no shit;I’ve rocked a few motherfuckers’ worlds in my prime.
Goddess? I’ll take that.
Ahhh yes. Now I have a reason as to why I’m a freak in bed.